Today I’m going go to sleep with this song on my mind (read it thinking on the melody of On the First Day of Christmas).

On the first day of EuroPLoP, my workshop said to me:
“Delete everything on page 3”
On the second day of EuroPLoP, my workshop said to me:
“Too many patterns,
and Delete everything on page 3”
On the third day of EuroPLoP, my workshop said to me:
“Three known uses,
too many patterns,
and Delete everything on page 3”
On the fourth day of EuroPLoP, my workshop said to me:
“Four forces,
three known uses,
too many patterns,
and Delete everything on page 3”
On the fifth day of EuroPLoP, my workshop said to me:
“Five good things,
four forces,
three known uses,
too many patterns,
and Delete everything on page 3”
On the sixth day of EuroPLoP, my workshop said to me:
“Six dumb suggestions
five good things,
four forces,
three known uses,
too many patterns,
and Delete everything on page 3”
On the seventh day of EuroPLoP, my workshop said to me:
“Seven minor changes,
six dumb suggestions
five good things,
four forces,
three known uses,
too many patterns,
and Delete everything on page 3”

Credits: Not sure who the author is, but Charles Weir has compiled a very fun song sheet of EuroPLoP conferences which I recommend to all the PLoPers out there.